Mommy thought I was saying:

“If I taste a deer the rangers will come and put me in jail.” 

But I was really saying:

“If I chase a deer, the rangers will come and put me in jail.”

(Thanks Grandma for translating for me!)

“I’m thirsty for Sonic.” 

“Holy Crap! I forgot to brush my teeth!”

“I really liked riding the pony, but I wanted to ride a pig.”

“That stupid guy keeps throwing the ball to the other guy.” (Billy commenting on the pitcher throwing the ball to the hitter)

“I don’t hate baseball after all.”

“Baden, listen to what your mother is telling you.”

“My throat is sore. Playing the Wii will make it feel better.”

“Let’s go somewhere and buy something.”

“I am not a butthead. I am a crazy boy.”

“Mommy, your hair looks like broccoli.”