“Boys don’t have to go to school every day.”

(A frequent response every morning before school.)

Billy : “Bebe, do you know how to drive my dad’s truck?”

Bebe: “I think I can.”

Billy: “Okay there is a key on my mom’s keys and I want you to go to Wal-Mart and buy me a Toshiba laptop.”

Bebe: “Really!’

Billy: “No, I want a Dell.”

“Mommy, I am your son and you are my mommy so you have to listen to me.”

“That’s it. I’m not eating dinner!”

(said after Billy lost all of his stars on his chore chart)

“I don’t like you. I am not your mom anymore.”

(Billy getting upset with me after I took him out of church for misbehaving)

Mommy:  “Billy, when you hear my voice do you just choose not to listen?”

Billy: “Yes, it hurts my ears.”

“I only eat good food and that’s junk. I like french fries.”

(said after Bill offered Billy some cantaloupe)

“I was naked at school. It was my nightmare!”

“I’m going to have my birthday and I won’t be four anymore.  I will be 11!”

“Mommy, don’t get me. I’m not a bug, I’m just a kid.”

(Mommy had the fly swatter out trying to get a fly in the house.)