I was thinking lately that I haven’t really had any Billy Quotes to post. It’s not that he doesn’t say something almost every day, it’s just sometimes they just don’t stand out.  Well this week he’s been on a roll.

After finding him sitting on a bean bag chair with Baden underneath and asking him why he did that (Don’t worry Baden could breathe):

“I just couldn’t control myself.”

He once had a big Spider Man action figure, but he decided to try to color it black.  It was ruined and thrown away.  Today he told me:

“I am really sorry I colored my big Spider Man black. I just wanted to be an artist like Squidward.”

Then upon hearing that I might be going into the hospital, he said:

“Does that mean that Daddy will be our parent?”