Senior Citizen?

I get a lot of things in the mail that are politically connected. I get surveys asking for my opinion on different things like health care, cap and trade and other hot topic issues.  Imagine my surprise when I got a survey from the Senior Citizens Council.  The letter began “As a senior citizen, you know the danger that Social Security is in.”  Well, no, I don’t know because I’m not a senior citizen.  I do know Social Security is in trouble and I seriously doubt I will receive any of the money that I have paid into Social Security.  This letter and survey didn’t get me thinking about Social Security, but what is it about my name that says senior citizen.  When I went in the hospital in February, I had to have a CT scan. The technician was surprised when he came to get me from the ER.  He said I thought you were an elderly lady. What???  Now I am getting surveys for senior citizens.  This is my second mailing in the last few months.  I am only 36 and although sometimes I feel old, I certainly am not a senior citizen.  After 9/11, I seemed to always be called out for extra security checks when I would fly.  I thought maybe my name sounds too Eastern European and I could have been a spy.  I guess I could be a senior citizen spy.  Hey I would get some good discounts.